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Czech

Čeština

Sentences with no vowels

Seven cases, a consonant nobody else has, and words that manage to be words without a single vowel.

FamilyProto-Indo-European › Balto-Slavic › Slavic › West Slavic › Czech
ScriptLatin with diacritics
Speakers11M 10M native · 1M second
Weeks to a working level44 Counted from English. It is the Foreign Service Institute's figure for someone starting from English and from nothing.
The first hundred words cover43.9% and the first thousand 70.6%
What sets it apart
  • Strč prst skrz krk is a real Czech sentence, meaning stick a finger through your throat, and it contains no vowels at all. R and l can carry a syllable on their own.
  • The letter ř is a rolled r and a zh pronounced at the same time. Very few languages have it and foreigners rarely get it right.
  • Seven cases, including a vocative used every time you call someone by name.
  • Czech and Slovak speakers understand each other without learning. Czechoslovak television broadcast in both and nobody translated.
  • The accents on the letters were invented by Jan Hus in the fifteenth century, and the idea spread from here to half of eastern Europe.
  • Something incomprehensible is španělská vesnice, a Spanish village. Czech does not blame the language, it blames a place nobody has been to.
What it opens

The language Kafka lived beside and Kundera wrote in, with a consonant system that makes every other pronunciation feel easy afterwards. Prague stops being a postcard. Prague beyond the postcard: beer culture with its own vocabulary, Hrabal in the original, and a country where speaking Czech makes you a minor celebrity.

Words with no translation

lítost

LEE-tost

The torment of suddenly seeing your own misery

Kundera wrote that he could not imagine how anyone understands the human soul without it.
Closest English attempt: humiliation that turns into self-pity and then into spite.

All the untranslatable words →

Next to its neighbours

Where Czech parts company with the languages closest to it, and what each one would cost you from here.

Czech vs Polish → Czech vs Slovak → Czech vs Russian →