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Nederlands

Three genders that are really two

English's closest big relative on the continent, with the word order that trips everyone up and a gender system quietly collapsing.

FamilyProto-Indo-European › Germanic › West Germanic › Dutch
ScriptLatin
Speakers25M 24M native · 1M second
Weeks to a working level24 Counted from English. It is the Foreign Service Institute's figure for someone starting from English and from nothing.
The first hundred words cover58.4% and the first thousand 82.9%
What sets it apart
  • Textbooks give three genders. In practice masculine and feminine have merged into one de word class, and only neuter het stands apart.
  • The verb goes to the end in subordinate clauses, and in some constructions you end up with a stack of three or four verbs at the end of the sentence.
  • Gezellig has no English equivalent. It covers cosy, sociable and the particular warmth of good company in a small room.
  • Afrikaans is its daughter, and the two are still close enough to read each other.
  • The g is a scrape at the back of the throat in the north and a much softer sound in the south, which is the fastest way to place a speaker.
  • Dat is Chinees voor mij. Dutch is one of about a dozen languages that end their chain of blame in the same place.
  • Anything can be made small: a beer, a walk, a quick question.
What it opens

The closest big language to English that English speakers never learn. Halfway to German at half the price, and twenty-four million people between two continents speak it. Amsterdam and Antwerp do business in English but bond in Dutch; the difference shows up in friendships and job offers alike.

Words with no translation

gezellig

kheh-ZEL-akh

Warm, easy togetherness, of a room or an evening or people

The Dutch will tell you it cannot be translated, and then spend ten minutes trying.
Cosy is close but too small: gezellig is about people, not cushions.

uitwaaien

OUT-vaa-yen

To walk in the wind on purpose, to clear your head.

Literally to out-blow yourself. The Dutch prescription for a heavy head: go where the wind is, let it strip the noise off you, come back lighter. A walk with a job to do.

voorpret

VOR-pret

The pleasure taken in advance of a thing you are looking forward to.

Pre-fun: the Dutch joy of the trip before the trip, savoured while booking, packing, imagining. Research keeps confirming what the word already knew: anticipation is half the holiday.

gunnen

KHUN-nen

To be glad someone gets a thing, even when you wanted it yourself

The Dutch use it several times a week and English speakers need three sentences instead.
A relative of firgun in Hebrew, with a sharper edge: gunnen is most often said about the thing you lost, by the person who lost it.

All the untranslatable words →

Next to its neighbours

Where Dutch parts company with the languages closest to it, and what each one would cost you from here.

Dutch vs English → Dutch vs German → Dutch vs Afrikaans →